whatthefuckisfootball:

ritardounited:

Wayne Rooney was depicted as a “hooligan” in the Spanish press on Tuesday, with sports daily Marca also describing the England striker as “a freckled demon” who is “built like a barrel packed with gunpowder” and on his way to “blow up the Bernabeu”.

Asked about the unflattering reports in the Spanish press, Ferguson added: “Rooney can’t read Spanish so we will be all right.”

I’m dying.